2013-06-29

Found Coolness: Dwight's Flowchart

Dwight: Jim is in charge of Stanley only in sales relate matters. Hence the green line... green for money... sales... get it?

Michael: Uh...

Dwight: There is this yellow zig zag that does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley.

Michael: Great.

Dwight: However... in so doing... it zigs past your name hence zagging you and making you appear weak. Thus the yellow color... yellow for cowardly.

Michael: What's the pink.

Dwight: Menstrual cycles...

Michael: Ok... is there anybody up here, anybody at all that can deal with this...

Dwight: You...
Michael: ...other than me?


Dwight: Well there is the emergency disaster mode for the org chart. This gives me full authority over every single person in the office.

Michael: I never said you could do that.

Dwight: All you have to do is say it.

Michael: I'm...

Dwight: Just say it...

Michael: Ok... I'll think about it.

Dwight: SAY IT. Just do it! Don't think, say it! Do it! 5,4,3,2 DO IT! Give me control. Michael, I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over. Do it Michael DO IT! Hey, this office needs a strong man... say it...

Michael: No...

Allright well... you 're going to have to deal with this yourself.

Found Here: The Office Season 4 Episode 12 "Did I Stutter"

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