The Onion: Man With 20 Rifles Can’t Remember If His Goal To Start Or Stop Violent Overthrow Of Government
"I’m certain I got these guns for a patriotic purpose, and I know that I held strong feelings about that purpose at the time. I just wish I could remember exactly what it was,”
“I mean, when Obama was president, they were for sure so I could overthrow the government. But now, I feel like it might be to defend it? Man, I sure don’t know."