Is it just me or does he wish for the LGBTQ community to die at the end of his article?
"so according to “Wikipedia” faries are powered “bypiezoelectric” crystals which can be energized by sound waves like made by clapping. So, right now if you don’t want any faries to expire, you can clap your hands. See, I do have a heart I just can’t type and clap at the same time… so I had to make a hard choice didn’t I?"
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"